a nail polish that can detect date rape drugs is making its rounds in the news today - “an amazing new way to stop rape!”
….slow down there sonny, let’s not get distracted from the real issues here
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.
"You’re gonna do great today"
The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence
have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women. it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth
Lana with a fan today.
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
- Do not forget Michael Brown
- Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
- Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
- Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
- Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
- Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
- Do not forget Ferguson
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
protect female celebrities whose private photos get leaked at all costs
SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT
the last one killed me
This fall the town of Storybrooke gets Frozen…over.